The music on the radio chimed off and she focused her gaze on the door. She hadn't looked up in 12 years, but she knew something was special about today; she could feel it. A knock: she had a visitor. He held a rectangular paper box which gave off the aroma of cheap food and grease. She let him enter her home after he tipped his red baseball cap, but she failed to notice his queer grin. Snap! And just like that, his entire being exploded and little pieces of man and baseball cap sprayed the woman. "What rotten luck," said the woman, nonchalantly,"oh well, I mustn't be late for the party." She went to said party grinning-and-bloodily. after finding her pizza unsatisfying and eating the pizza man instead. Fortunately, all of the other partygoers thought the blood was fake and she was soon the life of the party, with the pizza man as its death.
THE END
By will and jolie on 25/10/09.
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